Saturday, November 1, 2008

SoCal is not a city


Met a dude the other day. Asked him where he was from.

"i'm from So-Cal."

"Huh?"

"Yeah, So-Cal."

"Where the aych is So-Cal?"

"You know...Southern California."

"Oh really? What city?"

"Anaheim."

"Why don't you just say 'Anaheim' then? Everyone knows where Anaheim is."

"What about you? Where you from?"

" i'm from Cen-Ute."

"Huh?"

"Yeah. You know. Central Utah. "  Moron.

You are not cool just because you are from Southern California and you are even less cool when you say So-Cal.  You thing you're cool because you have a beach? The Goonies had a beach and they were nerds.  You move to another state, pop your collar, faux-hawk your hair, take a cash advance on your mom's Visa card to buy some True Religions, drive a 4x2 white Ford truck with your "SoCal" sticker on the back window...perfect target practice for eggs.   

Please retake Geography. 

P.S. APX is hiring. 


2 comments:

charity said...

haha. agreed. and really, no one in "SoCal" says "SoCal" or "Cali". those are totally displaced words. losers.

em ♥ russ said...

charity would know, she's from cali.