Met a dude the other day. Asked him where he was from.
"i'm from So-Cal."
"Huh?"
"Yeah, So-Cal."
"Where the aych is So-Cal?"
"You know...Southern California."
"Oh really? What city?"
"Anaheim."
"Why don't you just say 'Anaheim' then? Everyone knows where Anaheim is."
"What about you? Where you from?"
" i'm from Cen-Ute."
"Huh?"
"Yeah. You know. Central Utah. " Moron.
You are not cool just because you are from Southern California and you are even less cool when you say So-Cal. You thing you're cool because you have a beach? The Goonies had a beach and they were nerds. You move to another state, pop your collar, faux-hawk your hair, take a cash advance on your mom's Visa card to buy some True Religions, drive a 4x2 white Ford truck with your "SoCal" sticker on the back window...perfect target practice for eggs.
Please retake Geography.
P.S. APX is hiring.
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haha. agreed. and really, no one in "SoCal" says "SoCal" or "Cali". those are totally displaced words. losers.
charity would know, she's from cali.
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